For all of you true blood fans out there... Why? What is it about that show that engenders such loyalty and devotion? Is it the one dimensionality of the characters? Is it a plot that's so thin you could wrap a McDonalds hamburger in it? Somebody tell me please cos I'm at a loss.
I'm just waiting for the character cross over where the vampires from Twilight (I actually made it through a whole five minutes of that load of shit) face off against the vampires from true blood.
Good god, it'd be like a weekend at Ron Jeremy's swinger pad. All tupperware breasts, bad lighting and venereal disease.